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Germophobia certification

Become a literal card-carrying germophobe
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A certification body will interview you and observe your behavior for a day or two. Afterward, if they're satisfied, they give you a "certified germophobe" card. You can use this to prove to your friends, family, and coworkers that your strange-sounding or drastic hygiene advice is valid, in situations like the current one.

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notexactly, Mar 23 2020

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