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Meat Diapers

Thin cut veal for the incontinent....
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in a world where people fret over how long things will take to bio-degrade..

in a country where people are too lazy to do anything but clap to turn off the lights..

in a world with such a large variety of diapers for the young as well as the old..

we.. should.. have.. "M.E.A.T. Diapers".. M.ass E.dible A.nti T.rash ~~ a variety of flesh to wrap around your groinal area. from thin cut beef to thin cut veal.

who is to say that if you want to defecate in a peice of meat (whether you are an expert in butchery, or a computer geek) that you cannot?

pro's: 1) it is flexible. 2) self replenishing for ranchers 3) biodegrades, or can serve as an alternate food source for cows in europe. 4)heats up the longer you wear it. 5) self cleaning monitor. when it is time to change it you will feel a squirming sensation around your genitalia, like scrubbing bubbles, but a little more disgusting.

cons: 1) none that i can see, that is why this is an open forum.

~~ ~~ also available with corndog attatchment in situations of the sexual variety as well as designer versions with link sausage butt floss for those used to wearing thongs.

~~ brought to you by - fnord incorporated

erisian, Dec 22 2003


       Rancid veal diapers for human babies would be highly ironic, if you consider that veal itself is tortured baby cows.
Laughs Last, Dec 22 2003

       hang it up, dry it out and you got yourself some home-made jerky. Just make sure the deed hasn't been done :)
v0rtexx, Dec 23 2003

       Eww, stinky.
kropotkin, Dec 23 2003

       So you're incontinent and you want to wrap your genitals in raw meat, defecate into it and feed it to european cows?
Some day you'll make some therapist a fortune! For all of our sakes I hope that day is soon.
dobtabulous, Dec 23 2003

       its not really that I need these diapers, but that NEED more variety in case i DO need the diapers.   

       this is my ticket to millionairdom i know it is :)
erisian, Dec 23 2003

       I'm sorry but our time is up.
dobtabulous, Dec 23 2003

       Well if the idea doesn't work out, it looks like you can make some fishbone diapers now.
krelnik, Dec 23 2003

       is this a comment on the meat industry in this country and meat consumption on the whole? if not, is there a vegetarian version?
suzuki, Dec 23 2003

       vegetarian diapers are already existing look at all the diaper service out there, what they clean and how disgusting their job must be.... cloth diapers, no artificial ingredients
erisian, Dec 23 2003

       you need to get out and about a bit more mate. Then again, it would probably be safer for the rest of us if you didnn't!
blanchard, Jun 03 2004

       What a horrible idea! Meat is the LAST thing to use for diaper material, absolutely last!
daseva, Jun 03 2004

       And for vegetarians: fruit roll-up undies! (Is this the worst idea on Halfbakery? if so, Huzzah! Where's the "worst" button?)
shavenwarthog, Jun 03 2004

       It's a brilliant idea. The bacteria that's growing on the meat would eat all the bacteria from the poo and therefore make them perfectly hygenic.
ben_krak, Jun 03 2004

       Oh dear...   

       You're either completely sick or a genious artist. Only time will decide.
FloridaManatee, Jun 03 2004


       No. I mean my stomach.
rcarty, Feb 03 2011

       It appears that [erisian] posted this idea, commented on one other, and then dropped off the face of the 'bakery.
normzone, Feb 03 2011

       He leaves a much-needed gap.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 03 2011

       Great name for a punk band.   

       Didn't bother reading the idea.
doctorremulac3, Feb 03 2011


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