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A New Organization Dedicated to Making The Life of the Weary Traveller Just a Little More Like Home By Providing That Most Delightful Manual Bath Appliance In Hotels and Motels
OK, well then, maybe that most delightful manual bath appliance that doesn't run on batteries.
(Disclaimer: Gideon's Loofah, Inc. is not responsible for the personal health of users of their loofah's resulting from improperly sanitized loofah's. Listen buddy, you've had your five
minutes of bliss; just be happy with that and leave our corporate lawyers alone --- besides that, they're all down at the Product Testing Lab currently immersed in steaming sudsy tubs with satisfied looks on their faces and don't need to hear pesky complaints from the whiny likes of you.)
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||[+] Those bibles do a terrible job at removing dead skin
||I didn't really want to shower just now, but the gilt made me do it...
||And notice the highly useful instruction on the handle!
||"...Please stop using this end! The handle smells funny enough as it is..."