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Glasses wearers! Do your glasses clash with your earphone? Do the stems compress your head and leave dents? Are you sure they are cutting off circulation? Did you lose an ear in a fit of pique?
BUNGCO knows your pain. Introducing Glue-on Glasses Jewels! GOG-J come in a range of styles, all hip,
suitable for every wearer who is comparably hip. Glue these bead-sized mounts to your skin. They receive prongs attached to your lens. Viola! Your lens is suspended, monocle-like, before your eyeball, with no need to involve other head regions.
Many put a Gog-J between the eyes and one on each brow. But with adjustable and addable lens prongs, you can do as you please. Mount them circumferentially around your socket for a sunburst look (and extra lens security while playing field hockey!). Above and below or side and side. Mix up the appearance of the Gog-J. Best of all - peel them the hell off when you are ready. Then put a whole different set on the next day!
this seems to combine your two new ideas to perfection.
[po, Nov 06 2008]
Your approach allows modularity. Molly prefers something a little more secure. [normzone, Nov 06 2008]
||//prongs attached to your lens//... ummm
||Prongframes? Frame prongs. Yes. Those.
||so... non-contact lenses ? sure [+]
||Molly, it's so good to see you again.
||This product has been out-competed by the soon-to-be-
released MaxCo FringeClip. Simply clip the bulldog-clip-like
clip on the upper edge of your MaxXo FringeClip Clip-on
glasses to your fringe and, ipso calypso!, your glasses are
dangled securely in place before your very eyes! Hairstyle
modification may be necessary; batteries not included; may