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Gothic blood clinic

Vampire or torture chamber?
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This blood clinic is dark and menacing. It offers alternative methods of donation, such as having an attractive member of the opposite sex bite your neck with a hollow tooth, being hung upside down for the treatment as a fat men in a tunic reads religious literature aloud, or being strapped down and having a wild-eyed nurse gleefully cackle as he mumbles about blood. Alternative post-donation waiting rooms and snacks are available.

edit: Oh shoot, I just noticed "Dracula themed donation clinic". I'll leave this up, though, since it expands the options.

Voice, Feb 01 2021

Dracula themed blood clinic Dracula_20Themed_20Blood_20Donation
[Voice, Feb 01 2021]

The IT Crowd: From Goth to Boss https://www.youtube...watch?v=dL9tm3LHG6Y
Where are you going? Is it to the top? If not, why not? Let Richmond aid you in your transformation from Goth to Boss. [zen_tom, Feb 02 2021]

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       ^ per the blood draw I'm curious: blood from your vessels is under some pressure; could the clinic donation apparatus also have some vacuum device to assist in filling the bag?
whatrock, Feb 01 2021
  

       So... [kdf]: not Goth.   

       <adds to yarn-strung spread-sheet>   

       For you, not an Emo blood clinic either ... they'd just sit around for hours trying to deal with the moral issues of blood donation, and their own existential angst.
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