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Edible fingernails are baked, but there is
more in the wonderful world of
But really, they dont taste very well. Just a
little salty. That can be improved with a
range of scented powders... cocoa, vanilla,
lemongrass, garlic&thyme, rosemary,
bacon or cheese&onion? Just snort
it up, leave a while to cure and dig away.
I picked them myself!
[Ehrm, Oct 01 2005]
[Ehrm, Nov 18 2005]
||You grow aircraft in your nose?! Is that a hanger, or a hangar on your face?
||My thought exactly, [Shz].
||Now, this is why too much democracy
sucks the bloody mucus off a dead
mans tonsil! Howcome I get +2/-8 and
Flavaflem (link) +7/-7? It's not
||Genious! It'll solve world hunger.
||Over six years and nobody's written "periwinkles" ?
The bogey man is in imminent danger of becoming redundant here.
||But I just got all that cheese out of my nose...