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Grey Noise

A Small Audio Device to Emit Bathroom Sounds

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Too quiet to concentrate?

For those with a shy bladder, this small device when pressed will emit soothing urination, defication, and accompanying sounds so loud that you will not be heard as you relieve yourself.

—	StAndrew, Apr 02 2002

Japanese Toilet http://slashdot.org...48240.shtml?tid=126
Some Japanese toilets already allow the user to mask the sound of their exertions with a pre-recorded flushing noise [hippo, Apr 03 2002]

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sp: defecation

—	bristolz, Apr 02 2002

Could the audio track also cover intervals of horrific screaming and miserable weeping? Thanks a bunch.

—	spartanica, Apr 02 2002

"Soothing urination and defecation sounds", you mean you have not bought the CD yet?

—	dag, Apr 02 2002

John Tesh's latest release

—	thumbwax, Apr 03 2002

When you got a boombox with a recording of farting, place the speaker over the toilet bowl and it will sound more realistic.

—	Amishman35, May 29 2002

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