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A Small Audio Device to Emit Bathroom Sounds
Too quiet to concentrate?
For those with a shy bladder, this small device when pressed will emit soothing urination, defication, and accompanying sounds so loud that you will not be heard as you relieve yourself.
Some Japanese toilets already allow the user to mask the sound of their exertions with a pre-recorded flushing noise [hippo, Apr 03 2002]
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||Could the audio track also cover intervals of horrific screaming and miserable weeping? Thanks a bunch.
||"Soothing urination and defecation sounds", you mean you have not bought the CD yet?
||John Tesh's latest release
||When you got a boombox with a recording of farting, place the speaker over the toilet bowl and it will sound more realistic.