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Don't give ALL your bus fare/beer/kebab money away
Happy to donate money to the homeless in the street? Of
course you are! But how embarassing is it when you pull out
handful of coins full of high denominations when in reality
can only afford to give some small change? Well, those days
are over with 'Guilt-Gone'.
These small metallic
tips fit over two of your fingers and are
made of a substance that will only attract the 'small change'
your pocket. Therefore leaving the biggies at the bottom of
the pocket and stopping you mumbling your apologies/lying
homeless person (who, incidently, can see straight thru
pathetic lies), enabling you to give yourself a slap on the
and a warm feeling inside (courtesy of the aforemetioned
May God have mercy on your souls.
||...and what cunning magic would make it attract only low-denomination coins?
||hey swivel6, i do donate food/money but not all the time
(only recently got a job myself after many years in the
wilderness). it WAS a slightly light-hearted solution to a
serious issue, buddy!
||hippo, i know, i know - i love your 'cunning magic'.
any metallurgists (?) out there?
||great special effects, mate!
||You could get the bum to earn his money, like carry you
around or somthing, then you wouldnt need to catch the
||Alternatively, you could just do what I do - put your large change in the pocket on one side of your coat, put your coppers and an occasional 10p in the pocket on the other side. Then just dig in without worry into the charity pocket when necessary.