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Donald Trump is having a bit of trouble raising the 5
dollars he needs to build his wall. The Mexicans are
laughing all the way in the opposite direction to the
and so Americans will have to pay for the wall out of
There is a way to make this much easier
humiliating. All that's required is for the American Mint
produce a totally new coin, to be called Wallies, given
their singular additional purpose.
Wallies are worth 50 cents each. They have a few unique
features: they are oblong shaped (to provide extra text
space) and they can be dropped into any mail box to be
Freeposted to The Whitehouse address that's printed on
Donation of Wallies is in order to pay for Donald Trump's
nice new wall. Obviously this will require quite a few of
the coins to be minted then posted (10 billion), but what
great way for Americans to confirm their new found
greatness, and totally democratise paying for the wall
want so much, without grovelling cap in hand to Mexico.
||That's quite impressive, it sneaked past my browser's
||Shouldn't the coins interlock,to make up the wall?
Could just hand the problem to Lego.
||This could be like the March of Dimes ... or maybe the March of the Penguins ... or April in Paris ...
||I doubt if you'd be able to stack penguins very high.
||How much would the postage cost to send a half-
dollar through the mail?