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An app, similar to the traditional Magic 8-Ball toy, that
accesses a continuously-updated pool of positive, negative
and undecided responses contributed by each Baker.
Responses would be more involved and colorful than the
well-known It is certain, Dont count on it and Ask
replies baked into the toy. With each displayed
response would be the name of the contributing Baker.
[MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 12 2016]
[mitxela, May 15 2016]
||I believe the classic 8-ball toy has a icosahedral
thingy, hence 20 possible answers. I'd like to
Under no circumstances
||I love it. Now I must go and contemplate a witty, clever
response. See you guys next week. :0
||Needs more windmill
Can we make it explode?
||What did your [producer | lawyer | insurer] say?
||// Can we make it explode? //
||Teasingly ridicule a grammatical/spelling error or ambiguity in the title or idea text.
What I said last time.
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Ask again and say please.
That's not the right question to ask.
None of your business.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
It doesn't matter
How very dare you!
Only in a sense.
Let me think about it
Help - I'm trapped in here and I can't get out.
What? Speak up.
Out of cheese error. +++Redo from start+++
404 answer not available.
About half the time.
Yes, but don't tell anyone.
Only on Sundays.
It's more complicated than that.
Don't hold your breath.
I wouldn't have thought so.
Try it and find out.
sp. egnor yuck boring
||You forgot ...
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Hey, just what you see, pal!
Let me tell you about my mother.
... and most importantly ...
Resistance is Futile
Make it so !
||My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
Thank you for waiting. Your question is important to us.
Except Tuesdays 79 A.M. for Street Cleaning
Only if you're between the ages of 16 and 21
Yes, but you must wear protective headgear
Unless Trump's elected, in which case all bets are off
||This could be implemented in glassware, <link>.
||A drink habit will do that to you.
||It could be implemented by a line underneath the croissant logo in the upper left corner of the page, as well.
||This is a nice idea. I could implement this. <moments later> I implemented this. (link)