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HB Golden Boner Award

Given out every year to the person who throws the most bones.
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And yes, it's shaped like a boner.
doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023

Yikes! My most boned idea as been unboned! iPhone
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       Don't encourage me!
pocmloc, Mar 21 2023
  

       Hold my croissant.
21 Quest, Mar 21 2023
  

       Dang!   

       What do I do!   

       If I bun you might think I'm not entering into the spirit of the suggestion, if I bone you might think I really don't like it.   

       [Head implodes while trying to decide if to bun or to bone]
Skewed, Mar 21 2023
  

       Bone or bun, it's all in fun.
doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023
  

       //Hold my croissant//   

       I'm glad you didn't say... well... the other thing.
doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023
  

       How many bones to get the coveted 2.5 fishbones? Here, I'll add one. [-]   

       Can I get some help here? My record is when I invented the iPhone years before Steve Jobs. (link)   

       Aww bloody hell! My only 2.5 bone idea has been bunned down to only two!   

       Okay, let's get this one up there. 2.5 bones! Here we go!
doctorremulac3, Mar 21 2023
  

       [a1] your fishbone tally links seems to be broken. There's no way I have only handed out 2 fishbones here. I can believe 127 buns.   

       Is it counting the number of boned users, or boned ideas? Either way I still don't believe 2. Maybe I need to start boning other people promiscuously.
pocmloc, Mar 21 2023
  

       There is no way those figures are accurate. An average of 4.5 bones per year over the 17 years I've been here? There ain't no goddamn way I've been that nice!
21 Quest, Mar 21 2023
  

       The votes didn't come back after the crash.   

       ...you've mellowed with age.   

       It won't give you any vote data prior to '04.   

       Only six bones?   

       Seriously, I’m hoping to achieve my first 2.5 bone idea since the iPhone post all those years ago. I will absolutely not have my feelings hurt, it is actually an act of friendliness to bone this idea.
doctorremulac3, Mar 22 2023
  

       // But as my current account hasn’t been here that long I’ll have to ask someone else to verify.//   

       How long were your other accounts here for?   

       Those last two are actually 'I self-bunned how many times' and 'I self-boned how many times'
mylodon, Mar 24 2023
  

       Well that's just because you bun/bone yourself at night...   

       ...and that's okay.   

       It's not working [doc]! .. someone else bunned you ;D
Skewed, Mar 26 2023
  

       Awww, thank you Skewed! (I bet it was you)   

       I gave up though, I'll never match my iPhone invention and its 20 or so bones. Ahh well.
doctorremulac3, Mar 26 2023
  

       I'll take that bet! How much? ;D
Skewed, Mar 26 2023
  
      
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