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Combine those popular new iPods with a phone. Call it the Apple iPhone.
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Equip it to run various applications and play music and movies downloaded from the internets. Give it a nice touch screen interface too.

Plus it could be worn as a hat.

doctorremulac3, May 08 2005

(?) Timecube http://www.timecube.com/
[zen_tom, May 09 2005]

[zen_tom, May 09 2005]

David Icke Explains... http://www.davidick...m/icke/visitor.html
"The Illuminati have been working to a long planned and coordinated agenda to create a world government, central bank, army, and a micro-chipped population linked to a global computer. Anyone with an operational brain can see that all these things are now emerging ever more rapidly." [zen_tom, May 09 2005]

Frank Chu Explains... http://honan.net/images/meet-frank.mov
Impeach Bush/Clinton and their 12 zegnatronic mind-control galaxy rocket society [zen_tom, May 09 2005]

(?) Withnail Explains.... http://www.dillonst...llbootit/script.htm
[zen_tom, May 09 2005]

(?) LRH Explains too... http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
[zen_tom, May 09 2005]

Shameless plug [moomintroll, May 09 2005]

Men In Black http://www.imdb.com...+vu+&Go.x=14&Go.y=9
[DrBob, May 11 2005]

This is (I think) a serious site describing how to avoid being a victim of "remote psychotronic attack" - Near the bottom of the page is a section describing how to use tin-foil to determine whether you are being targeted by mind-rays. [zen_tom, Jul 06 2005]


       It wouldn't work. When the spy satellites read it, they will increase the power to the mind control rays.
Aq_Bi, May 08 2005

       Well, maybe somebody could write an application to prevent that.
doctorremulac3, May 08 2005

       I wanted to say something but I'm not sure what.
SpocksEyebrow, May 08 2005

       Were you going to suggest a built in camera? Because I was just thinking that.
doctorremulac3, May 08 2005

       THEY live in two realities at the same time, denying YOU access to the one you KNOW you live in. They read your MIND all the time, occasionally changing memories of real events with IMPOSTOR memories that they invent in order to LAUGH at you. YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE. They use synchronicity and neuroplapsic programming to USE your brain and confuse you with THEIR rules. The RULES change every time you THINK about them, but can be remembered by LEARNING not to THINK. This is what THEY want us to do. It is only by “improbing” your memories with your own FAKE ideas that you can think without mental process, giving you access to the SECONDARY, TERTIARY and PENTITENTARY levels. BUT they will ABBERATE you by DISTURBING and CONFUSING you with thoughts and emotions t5hat are NOT your OWN!!!! THEY enter your nightly DREAMS through symbols, archetypes and hypnosises. YOU KNOW this IS TRUE. Some of us are THEM already, but DO NOT KNOW it. TWELVE RUNGED LADDER OF SIMUL-TRANSI-TIME FURTHER MOVEMENTS CURTAILED BACKSTAGE FORMATION WAR FORCASTS. you are still a PRISONER of THEIR language, and can't find your way out of the MAZE. they will LABEL this page for you mind DECONSTRUCTING their "AURIC SACRIFICE DOCTRINE". They are not afraid to use false mirrors and shadow reflections. TWELVE ZIRGOTRONIC GALAXIES inhabit the TIMECUBE. , we must UNTIE together, those of us who are UNTAINTED by their DEFILEMENT.
zen_tom, May 09 2005

zen_tom, May 09 2005

       //we must UNTIE under the SAME banner//
already there, brother. I stopped wearing ties years ago.
Zimmy, May 09 2005

       All hairdressers are in employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bold-headed men are uptight - likewise suits and ties.
zen_tom, May 09 2005

       You all laugh now, but go and work in the NSW Public Housing Comission.
Detly, May 09 2005

       [zen_tom] David Icke is, er, either an impostor or really quite ill.
david_scothern, May 09 2005

       If I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
calum, May 09 2005

       That's almost a Withnail & I quote.
david_scothern, May 09 2005

       David you terrible knut! Even a stopped watch tells the right time twice a day. Yeah! Call the police, Miss Blenerhassit!
zen_tom, May 09 2005

       The poor CIA, they get blamed for everything.
Shz, May 09 2005

       No, THEY get blamed for everything.
zen_tom, May 09 2005

       I blame THEM.
I bought one of THEM gadgets...
(THEY sold it to me)
When I got it home, it broke!
I had to call THE GUY to come and fix it.
I think THE GUY is the president of THEM and THEY.
ato_de, May 09 2005

       you know THEY can read your monitor from a distance. Your neighbors SAY they got satellite TV....
dentworth, May 09 2005

       Thanks to this posting, my psychiatrist dosen't want me looking at this site anymore...   

       I'm beginning to think he's one of THEM.
daseva, May 09 2005

       That's what THEY want you to think. It goes much deeper than that. Deeper, AND all the way to the top, AND the LIE permeates everything we experience. In fact, what's more, is that YOU are directly involved, at a crucial level in all this. Get that? Yes, YOU are the KEY that those at THE TOP wish to USE, in order to gain access to HIDDEN TRUTHS that contain the SECRET of ultimate POWER.   

       The Da Vinci Code was just another diversion. Look past that and see what THEY want to keep hidden. It's hidden everywhere, right in front of our very noses. They're evil bastards, MOCKING us all the time.
zen_tom, May 10 2005

       Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
RayfordSteele, May 10 2005

       <points-accusatory-finger> You?! </paf>
zen_tom, May 10 2005

       I'm thinking you could play games on it as well.
doctorremulac3, May 10 2005

       //those who enjoy "Wacko conspiracy spotting"//   

       Who doesn't? That's what the internet was invented for wasn't it?
zen_tom, May 10 2005

       The voices in my head I can deal with. It's the voices in my foot that really disturb me. Because I can't hear what they're saying...
lostdog, May 10 2005

       I *so* wanted to create a temp account of 'THEM.' just for this.
RayfordSteele, May 11 2005

       That would have been cooooool.
moomintroll, May 11 2005

       \\in order to gain access to HIDDEN TRUTHS that contain the SECRET of ultimate POWER\\. Why didn't anybody tell me? I should probably go hide. Everyone turn around and count to 10 so interrogation will get THEM nowhere.
hidden truths, May 11 2005

       [lostdog] - is that yours? It made my morning.
Detly, May 12 2005

       Turned out to be pretty prescient except for the hat part.
doctorremulac3, Feb 06 2013

       The iPhone was introduced 29 June, 2007.   

       Spooky, [drrem3].
UnaBubba, Feb 06 2013

       I think the poster should sue Apple. They took his idea to market in just over 2 years.
UnaBubba, Feb 06 2013

       Apple insists they started developing in 2004.   

       I'm not sure we can trust them though.
Madai, Feb 07 2013

       [-] it'll never fly unless they get the hat thing working.
FlyingToaster, Feb 07 2013

       I still think being able to wear it as a hat was the best part of the idea.
doctorremulac3, Feb 07 2013

       actually the best part is where we get to see what [zen_tom] looks like without the tinfoil hat.
FlyingToaster, Feb 07 2013

       Clever. LOL.
Kansan101, Feb 07 2013

       You can see the evidence of them hiding the truth - so many links have succumbed to linkrot.
normzone, Jan 14 2014

       Either this used to be about something else, or I am feeling much, much better now!
zen_tom, Jan 22 2018

       I'll put it this way: DON'T feel much, much better now.
doctorremulac3, Jan 22 2018


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