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Upon being spotchecked at Bangkok airport and being found to be wearing on my garments an above the allowance amount of various animal hairs (pet-sitting duties), something like this might come in handy -
A laminated photo ID card issued when signing up for a HB account, with on the reverse "Do
not be alarmed. <name> is a member of Halfbakery. If he/she has in their possession, for example, a superconducting cheese disk, or blueprints for a device to accelerate Chihuahuas to near c velocities, it is all part of a (at best borderline) legitimate research project. Please release <name> and call off the SWAT team. This way up."
Halfbakery: Card Carrying Halfbaker
Card_20Carrying_20Halfbaker See also ... [jutta, Jul 15 2012]
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"Member in bad standing since 2001" |
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I'm just having a Bindi croissant tatooed on my forehead! |
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These are going to have to have some bizarrely halfbaked form of anti-counterfeiting to be legitimate. |
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Also a QR code for each baker's user page should be somewhere. |
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And would you let [beanangel] into _your_ country? |
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//bizarrely halfbaked form of anti-counterfeiting to be legitimate// |
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"Some versions of this card may be genuine" |
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Haha, wonderful,, how about a series of cards each to
explain the previous card. |
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-Halfbakery is on the Internet- -The Internet is on
computers- -Computers are connected into a network
called the Internet- *pause* -A network is a complex group
of interconnections- *pause* etc. |
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// And would you let [beanangel] into _your_ country? // |
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I would let [beanangel] into my _home_, provided it agreed
not to touch anything without permission, just for the
opportunity to study such a strange and unique creature. |
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Forget the card, just carry a laminated croissant. |
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I have a halfbakery apron, that I wear on
international trips. It earns me some strange looks
from Customs officials but they leave me alone. |
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//It earns me some strange looks// |
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Perhaps if you wore some additional clothing as well, the strange looks would diminish. |
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Given that airports and aircraft are by and
large climate controlled, the practicality of
turning up at check-in wearing just a bath
robe, lycra swimwear, or surgical greens
bears further consideration. |
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I occasionally have problems with my aftershave (isopropanol 90%), and my hammock (small parachute). |
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So yeah send me a card and, in hindsight considering that my wet-weather campfire-starter could have received much more attention than it ever actually did, better add the body-tattoo stencil as well. |
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