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A private enquiry agency run by halfbakers on a
weird non-rational rota basis.
May or may not be Holistic. Contains nuts.
Come to the agency with your problem, and we will
solve it, then send you away with a whole bunch of
new and bizarre ones.
No job too large or too small. Reasonable
Odder than you might think. [8th of 7, Dec 18 2012]
||If you really liked action all that much you probably wouldn't know about them at all.
||As [8-o-7] said, "Contains nuts."
||I don't see how it's odder than I might think.
||The Bush administration had peculuars.
||BTW for those who don't know what the Bush
administration was, it was a government system run
by bushes, - short, thoughtless (and clueless) tree
||There once was a pirate ship captain named Shirley
Sue. He was tall and brave, but was best known for
his red shirt. He would say: if I'm ever wounded in
battle, the red shirt will cover up my blood, and I'll
fight to death.
||Then one day he finally met his rival. A peculiar
halfbaker who invented the tiny torpedo, a tiny
underwater robot attaching itself to the boat's keel,
powered by the water currents, and drilling
hundreds of small holes all along one side of the
boat, causing it to lean to one side and finally
||She came in small rowboat, with only her two
helpers at her sides. Cap'n Shirley lowered their
rowboat and stood up on it proudly. When they
reached firing range, he drew out his pistol pointed
it at the halfbaker with out further ado, and pulled
||No sound was heard. It turned out that the gun
powder he had used was taken from a pirated ship
that was returning powder with dates on the boxes
that had expired.
||There was s short silence and then the capn said:
- No shot, sure lucky y'all are!
||Without blinking an eye the halfbaker replied: "Look
back! No ship, Shirley!"
||The moral of the story is: "If you'r not sure, look,
don't shoot. "