Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Halloween Fake Severed Head Bird Feeder

Seeds come out of the eyes.
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So it looks like the birds are pecking its eyes out.

It would be on a pike obviously.

doctorremulac3, Aug 26 2020

Birds_20Who_20Get_20to_20Eat_20Cats [xenzag, Aug 26 2020]


       // It would be on a pike obviously. //   

       There could be a special version for parrots, in which the support pole has a built-in voice response system.   

       Thus when the parrot asks "Who's a pretty boy*, then ?", the owner would have a perfect opportunity to call out "Don't tell him, Pike ! " in imitation of Captain George Mainwaring.   

       Then again, that would probably lose its enjoyment after the first five or six thousand repetitions ...   

       *Other genders of parrot** are available - enquire at your friendly local pet shop for more information.   

       ** Purchasers are advised to avoid the Norwegian Blue, which despite having beautiful plumage is very prone to abrupt death.
8th of 7, Aug 26 2020

       It's official then. The eyes have it. Motion carried.   

       <slams gavel>   

       Wait... you still have birds in October?!   

       We have them all Winter. The little teeny guys. The ones in the big fake fur coats and snowboots. Well, sometimes that is.
blissmiss, Aug 26 2020

       Here the crows stay all winter... everything else with wings seems to vacate.   

       It's always made me wonder why there are no white arctic crows.   

       //Not a new idea ... “But this one lets the birds poke at the EYES! And it’s on a PIKE!” — kdf, Aug 26 2020//   

       I assume kdf stands for king dumb-fuck.   

       The idea is just a joke. Like your face.
doctorremulac3, Aug 26 2020

       Wait.... "fake" ?
FlyingToaster, Aug 26 2020

       Shhh. The original non-fake design ran into ... petty legal issues.
8th of 7, Aug 26 2020


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