Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Originally "Celebrity head bird food blocks"
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This is a block of bird food - probably just birdseed, bonded with a little fat and red dye, shaped like a specific human's head, and painted with non-toxic colourings to closely resemble said human.

They can be minature, or life size*.

Sit in the comfort of your armchair and watch the crows peck Barry Manilow's eyes out. Giggle as a starling tears Hillary Clinton's ear off. Smirk as sparrows crap copiously on Jeremy Corbyn's head ...

Not available in the shops ! As not seen on the Shopping Channel ! Order yours from BorgCo today!

*For best results, we suggest the sturdy, re-useable** Tudor pike, lovingly modelled on an actual Yeoman Warder's pike from the Tower of London, and manufactured under appalling conditions by child slave-labour, but in a hot country far away, so that's all right, isn't it ?

** The pike can be used for displaying an actual detached human head, should you be fortunate enough to obtain one.

8th of 7, Jul 11 2017

Bread Head Bread_20Head
Prior Art acknowledged. [8th of 7, Jul 11 2017]

Birds_20Who_20Get_20to_20Eat_20Cats [xenzag, Jul 11 2017]


       //Celebrity head bird food blocks// is this just a random string of words? Can I play too? Atlantic calculator red thunder lawns!
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 11 2017

       There was a head bird in my garden, it organised who got to take turns on the feeder.
pocmloc, Jul 11 2017

       This would be great for halloween. [+]
doctorremulac3, Jul 11 2017

       // is this just a random string of words? //   

       No. If you can think of a better name, post it. If it's good, we'll use it.   

       We're in design and engineering, not sales and marketing ...
8th of 7, Jul 11 2017

       <0.77 seconds later> Peckerheads.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 11 2017

       The problem with this is that, on a real human head, the eyes go first because they're the easiest and mushiest. If the head is a solid block of birdfood, birds will just peck the most sticky-outy bits first. Quite soon, what you'll have is a sort of potato-on-a-stick effect.   

       What's needed, methinks, is actually a plastic head into which two fat-balls (of the sort readily available for bird tables) can be inserted where the eyes would normally be.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 11 2017

       You mean like this? See last link.
xenzag, Jul 11 2017

       Does it come in orange? I hear orange is the new orange. Or will be.
RayfordSteele, Jul 11 2017

       // Atlantic calculator red thunder lawns!   

       You must now halfbake this.
tatterdemalion, Jul 15 2017

       Too dark. Having a empathy smidgen, I wouldn't wish this on my enemies even in on a designed stage. Maybe an effigy of a HG's martian invader should suffice. For gory's sake it's good, very good. Just not personified. [+/-]   

       Maybe a borg alien convert that no human has empathetic connection to?
wjt, Jul 15 2017

       // Having a empathy smidgen //   

       You can get tablets for that, now.
8th of 7, Jul 15 2017

       Are you holding?   

       I'm willing to be assimilated but you might not like my inoculation.   

       Come to think of it it, any species that can't be assimilated?
wjt, Jul 15 2017

8th of 7, Jul 15 2017

       That explains a lot.
Voice, Jul 15 2017


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