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With the proliferation of touch interfaces, particularly for
gaming devices, the time has come for a new level of
automation that will spare your hands.
Introducing Hand Job, the personal assistant robot, in the
shape of a human hand, and fully equipped with warm
fingers capable of registering
touches on a variety of touch
screen devices -- and fully programmable to perform in the
requested pattern -- optionally equipped with an optical AI
capable of following on screen instructions.
Whether you use it advance in tap-tap games, or to nearly
guarantee a win in Cube, we're confident that a Hand Job
is the right product for you!
Inspired by Cube: Curiosity
http://en.wikipedia..._Inside_the_Cube%3F [theircompetitor, Nov 23 2012]
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http://en.wikipedia...(The_Addams_Family) No well-staffed home should be without one
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Better than a blow job? (God someone else was
thinking that, I hope). |
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I was thinking along those lines, if not on the same track. |
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blowing on a touch screen device is unlikely to
produce useful results, though it can be helpful prior
to polishing it. |
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The idea, however, was inspired by the rather
robotic activity required by the Cube (as described in
the link), and the likening of such activity to other
similar activities. |
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