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HAPPY PIG GAME!! Were here in Warminster where Edith and Bill live in their three bed bungalow. Bill is a quantity surveyor and Edith writes for a macramé magazine. They have one daughter at university and one son who is still living at home. Theyre getting ready to play the
final round of the game. Edith, how do you think youll do?
Well, I grew up with pigs so I reckon Ive a good chance of outwitting this one. Theyre clever and have an amazing sense of smell but I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Bill, any thoughts?
Ahve nevah had no pig get wun over on me yet.
Well lets hope this one wont either Bill. You both know the rules, you have carefully hidden ten bowls of pigswill around your house at a height of less than one metre. Were going to let Truffles, our 460kg Tamworth sow into your house to search for the food. If she takes more than four minutes and twenty seconds to find and eat all the food then you get the pig and we fix the house. If not, youll be cleaning up on your own. Lets play
HAPPY PIG GAME!!! (Rampant applause)
In she goes into the hall and there goes the hall table what a beautiful vase that was and a nice table too, never mind now. Shes found the first bowl hidden in the fireplace, its eaten and shes tramping ash down the hall and into the kitchen. She can smell something in that cupboard, shes nuzzling it and the doors come off its hinges.
Three minutes fifty-five and shes still got one bowl to go. She knows its under the sofa, but shes having difficulty dismantling it, no she isnt there goes the sofa with a horrible cracking sound and shes through the front of it. Look at her go, making mincemeat of the upholstery, shes got he bowl and shes eaten the food!!! Four minutes and twelve seconds - well done Truffles!
Sorry Edith, sorry Bill, you just werent smart enough for the pig. Well leave you and what was once your home right here and return to Colchester where Sandra and Keith have just won this beautiful pig and full repairs to their house!