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Hard Noses for All

I've had one for ears and ears by I never used it
 
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There I was the other day, carrying a bag in each hand, when I wanted to flick on the light switch. My nose was a suitable height, but simply not turgid enough for the task. Therefore : hard noses for all, a fifth limb.
neilp, Jul 16 2003

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       Are you trying out your new hard nose on the keyboard?   

       My nose is plenty firm enough to flick on light switches, though I've also been known to use my tongue (when similarly laden).
DrCurry, Jul 16 2003
  

       perhaps I should simply replace all my light switches with softer ones.
neilp, Jul 16 2003
  

       marshmallow switches. no, wait, you would be tempted to eat it.
po, Jul 16 2003
  

       one could always try the elbow, works for me.
oxen crossing, Jul 16 2003
  

       I can't get you 'round every time I need a light turning on or off.
neilp, Jul 16 2003
  


 

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