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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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How about a hat in the shape of a butt?
Not quite what you said, but funny. (I think you need to be bald to wear this one) [Zimmy, Apr 27 2005]
could be worn as a hat, I suppose. [Cedar Park, Apr 27 2005]
||I thought I saw some of these at Mardi Gras. I can not find any on the net. But then it was Mardi Gras & who knows if I can trust myself to remember what I did or did not see?
||You could wear a bikini bottom as a bonnet.
||Reminds me of the bumheads from Star Trek.