Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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High Chair trays that go all the way around the high chair

Feeding time is war time.
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Let's see you try and throw it on the floor now, little man!
RayfordSteele, Jul 24 2013

Funnel chair Funnel_20chair
I thought this concept sounded familiar. Ah, 2003, and the halcyon days of youth. [bungston, Jul 30 2013]


       If the kid pushes the plate hard enough, it can still end up on the floor. So, obviously, you need a bowl- shaped "tray". The kid is surrounded by the bowl, which is flat right nearby, but curves upward to prevent the plate from reaching the edge.
Vernon, Jul 25 2013

       My theory was to keep'em naked in a bowl-shaped stainless steel room with occasional hosings until they're six years old.
AusCan531, Jul 25 2013

       Don't underestimate 'em. I once caught a full 8 oz bottle of juice hard in the eye from 6 feet from the pudgy hand of a 6-month-old.   

       Something like a mesh tent might work. For high- tech dreamers, a radar guided robot catching arm.
CraigD, Jul 25 2013

       Set entire assembly inside shower stall.
popbottle, Jul 25 2013

       With a 360 degree bib to match.
blissmiss, Jul 25 2013

       AusCan531, in years to come you will be worshiped as a God.   

       Something like one of those plastic cone collars for injured dogs would be the thing, clamped round the kid's neck and attached to the ceiling by bungees.
8th of 7, Jul 26 2013

       Hmmm... now that I think about it, this chair apparatus could work for me during football season. Do you have it in Tall Pleasingly Pot Bellied Adult sizes? Please include the optional beverage holder and air horn... [+]
Grogster, Jul 28 2013

       //AusCan531, in years to come you will be worshiped as a God//   

       Finally, someone (someones?) who truly understands me.   

       Whenever I see someone with a dog in a plastic cone, I ask the owner if the dog is a 'golden receiver'.
AusCan531, Jul 29 2013

       Reminds me of Robert Heinlein, who said that boys should be raised in a barrel and fed through the bung, and when they turn eighteen, you make the decision to let them out or drive the bung in. Childless by choice, myself.
normzone, Jul 29 2013

       //So, obviously, you need a bowl- shaped "tray".//   

       Why not extend that to a full sphere?
TomP, Jul 30 2013

       Because then washing it becomes problematic.
RayfordSteele, Aug 02 2013


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