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High Heeled Clown Boots

Why not ?
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Enormously long-toed clown boots with four inch high heels.

Totally impractical, nearly impossible to walk in. Causes pain and, ultimately, arthritis, deformity and circulation problems.

Big plus: can be worn outdoors, even in the rain, and certainly no worse than many other types of footwear human females insist on inflicting on themselves.

8th of 7, Jun 08 2011

Short toe version http://www.go4costu...els-Adult/index.php
[normzone, Jun 08 2011]

first shot is of high heeled clown shoe http://www.spike.co...wh5ia/hooker-clowns
there you go [JesusHChrist, Jun 11 2011]


       White stilletoes on a clown eh?
Slapper stick comedy?
goff, Jun 08 2011

       Clown shoes make the clown, and I can see no reason that stiltetto heeled clown boots could not make the supraglamorous uberbabe clown.
bungston, Jun 08 2011

       I imagine this would be very popular with clown hookers. Bun! [+]
Grogster, Jun 10 2011

       I can't imagine that clown hookers are very popular. Bun! [+]
gnomethang, Jun 10 2011

       [+] clown hookers... must... not... google...
FlyingToaster, Jun 10 2011

       "Immediate expulsion from the Collective, followed instantly by summary execution"
8th of 7, Jun 10 2011

       I always thought that the point about homogenising swarms, or even hegemonizing swarms, was that they weren't actually evil. Just really 'focused' on their day to day.
gnomethang, Jun 11 2011

       Well, you know how it goes, you say "potato", we say "Resistance Is Futile" ...
8th of 7, Jun 11 2011

       I want to pop a balloon with my heel - POP!
po, Jun 11 2011


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