Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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with Adolf the red nose reindeer
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It will soon be time for another round of cringemaking Santa Claus ideas so it's best to get the most dreadful ones in there first, and what could be more dreadful than Santa Claus with a nice Hitler moustache instead of that boring old white beard?

If he pays a visit, just don't ask him anything about Russia.
Ho Ho Ho

(this idea is 8th's Christmas present)

xenzag, Dec 17 2020


       Very 2020. But what of Rudy the leaky lawyer?
RayfordSteele, Dec 17 2020

       Ah the jolly elves!   

       I wonder what will be inside the presents?
pocmloc, Dec 17 2020

       badness of all kinds
xenzag, Dec 17 2020


       Mince-pie flavoured croissant for [xen].   

       <Starts squeezing present in hope that it contains an original Panzer VI complete with accessories/>
8th of 7, Dec 17 2020

       Don't disappoint us, xen. Put some effort into him. Does Hitler Claus have a sleigh, or a Kubelwagen? Does he drink spiked egg nog, or is he a teetotaler? Are the children watched by the Stasi? Do Jewish children get clothing with stars to wear? Does Hitler Claus go around saying 'Merry Kristallnacht?' Did he ever try to paint his gifts?
RayfordSteele, Dec 17 2020

       He travels in an armoured train with its own 20mm FlAKvierling defences.   

       He is a vegetarian teetotaler. Be careful about what's in the mince pies, and definitely no sherry.   

       Aryan children are trained in their HJ and BDM meetings to spy in one another and denounce dissidents to the Gestapo, until they are old enough to join the SS.   

       Jewish children do indeed get clothing with stars on them; interestingly, though obviously used, the clothing is entirely free of fleas and lice, and has a faint odour of almonds.   

       He wishes his recipients "Good Yule".   

       He no longer paints presents himself because the drugs make his hands tremble.
8th of 7, Dec 17 2020


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