h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Skewer the centre of the cheese with a bar. On either end of the bar put a fan. Run both fans to propel the cheese straight, or cut one off to turn corners. Include some control into which you can program a route from cheesemonger to delivery destination. Perfect for the modern lazy cheese eater, who
wants more than just 'tapped' cheese.
Alternative
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Cheese_20taps
for soft cheese [mcscotland, Apr 14 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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intercontinental cheese cannon |
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Oh, ok! Not the *best* of ideas, I'll admit. I just wanted to use the words "cheesemonger" and "truckle" in post. |
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this reinforces the fact that english is not english everywhere. even after looking up both words I am still not entirely convinced what the idea is about. self propelled cheese? |
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<note> [rbl] looked up alternative and method; and you know what his spelling is like. |
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for the record: spelling is good, typing is not! and truckle is some sort of small roller bed thing? |
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big round cheese. whoops thats the truckle, not you rbl. |
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you'd have to mark 'cheese lanes' in all the roads to prevent them being run over |
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You cheeky woman po, my spelling is *perfect* in this post. Now write out a hundred time: "Well-formed mark-up languages always have closing tags." |
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I was referring to rbl's spelling, my dear mcscotland, tis well known that the scots are better educated and have a finer accent than the English! |
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....and if we are being pedantic, there is no need for a comma before the conjunctive - or. |
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[po]'s knuckle rapping gets a croissant. |
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I'd rather the cheese were launched like a discus then landed on a spindle. (Ha! Knuckle, discus, spindle. Top that!) |
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Stick it to a truckle or two of soft french cheese, and just let it drift home on the bries... |
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How about a monstrous, green, smelly truckle...Gorgonzilla? |
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