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A little glass box with sand so you can watch hornets build their colony and dig tunnels in the sand. There could even be a certificate in the box giving you one vote for when they choose their queen. (You have to send away to Uncle Milt for the hornets and Queen applicants.)
The Onion: Ant Farm
http://www.theonion...n3621/ant_farm.html
[Monkfish, Aug 25 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Wasp Vacuum
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Wasp_20Vacuum
[LoriZ, Oct 17 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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It could come with a little syringe full of adrenalin to counter the anaphylactic shock when you get stung. |
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Fun for all the family... |
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"Will the hornets discover the Hornetarium™'s secret passage? Will they learn how to operate the tiny levers that lie at the end of the Hornetarium™'s secret passage? Will they work out which combination of lever presses sets them free? Small parts - not for children under three years of age." |
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The window hive sounds cool. I wish we had one in our school. But then again our school is really cheap so they'd probably all escape or die or something. |
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Maybe I could train them to be my secret army and feed them special chemicals to make them grow to giant size... |
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Phunklerot obviously writes for Saturday Night Live. Maybe that's why I like this idea so much. You could advertise them in the back of such Kiddie Komix as "Ritchie Rich" and draw a little Queen Bee with pearls and a vacuum cleaner and a Dad Bee reading the paper, and Junior with...wait. That was Sea Monkeys. |
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My dad and I once raided a hornet's nest with a vacuum cleaner. Took the better part of a day. Used a shop vac with about a ten foot rigid piece on the end of the hose, with the cone thing on the end. Placed it near the entrance to the hive, which was a little hole in a brick wall, and got returning insects on the way in, as well as ones leaving. |
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So what did you do with ten gallons of pissed off yellowjackets then? |
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I remember reading a story about a woman in Germany who used a vacuum cleaner to deal with a wasps' nest. They were still buzzing inside the vacuum cleaner, so she held it over the un-lit gas stove until the buzzing stopped. She then switched the vacuum cleaner on again and blew her apartment up. |
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hold on...let me stop crying...*gasp*... |
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youd have to leave the vacuum running or the live ones would just fly back out the tube or if you removed the bag/filters then they would either get mashed by the fan or fired out the back at high speed |
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