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I'd like suggest a new method of greeting our new undoubtedly
benevolent, HB leader. but I've no idea how we' might
communicate with him/her/it.
Pehaps we could reasuringly touch its tentacles and give it some
fish?
Mind of a sqid
http://www.orionmag...icles/article/6474/
[Dub, Nov 01 2011]
For future ref
http://www.halfbakery.com/img/hc-2011.gif
(not that anyone would attempt to convert him/her/it to calamari, but...)
{A half croissant with pink tentacles, sitting in an agar-filled petri dish, holding a swab like some sort of small fuzzy sceptre. And in that way that one cannot help but see faces in clouds and other random patterns, this half croissant appears has a malevolent, thick-browed stare. I'm sure those eyes are just compression artifacts. Puny humans with their overactive imaginations.} [Dub, Nov 01 2011]
I'll choose the heretic position
http://www.youtube....Lbs&feature=related
Join me and eat well. [zeno, Nov 01 2011]
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what do half croissants eat? |
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I name Dub a race traitor and call for his immediate & unreasonable persecution. |
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That plate with a croissant may have defeated us, but they won't stop there. They'll make bigger plates and bigger croissants, and soon they'll make a plate with a croissant so big, it will destroy them all! |
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Sellout! Join the resistance! I'm assembling a posse' of MikeD, 21Quest, and 8th of 7 to launch cats and mimes at the calamari invaders. |
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[zeno], Dear God, that video's horriffic!
Especially knowing that many of their neurones (and some
of their vision-receptors) are located in their tentacles...
All I could imagine was HAL's soliloquy as it was having its
memory banks unplugged, one-by-one.... "I can feel my
mind going, Dave..."
{shiver} |
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[DrBob] [RayfordSteel] - fear and persecution are so often
the bedfellows of the vanquished and defeated.
Come, join us. Our new friends are caring and friendly... |
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"How much does that half-croissant cost then?"
"Sick squid" |
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// immediate & unreasonable persecution // |
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You don't ever have to justify that ... |
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// launch cats and mimes at the calamari invaders // |
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Excellent. Watching the mimes express their anguish and terror, as the suckered tentacles and sharp beak rip them apart, by means of gestures alone will be particularly delightful. |
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We wonder what Cthulhu would like for dessert ... |
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Someone's prediction almost came true; that a title length
approached the Degener-Chandrasekhar limit. |
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But fortunately the idea never shrank below the [Vernon] radius ... |
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//I name Dub a race traitor and call for his immediate & unreasonable persecution.//
If you'd ever met Dub face-to-< whatever - it - has - on - the - front - of - its - head >, you'd realise that your unreasonableness was misplaced. |
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Forgive my ignorance, but where is the "I, for one, welcome our new... overlords" meme from (originally)? |
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The Simpsons. I for one welcome all ten of our
decisquid overlords and overladies. |
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