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In the bleak mid-winter
Tory winds blew cold;
Man with heart of iron,
Boris was enthroned;
Votes had fallen, vote on vote,
Vote on vote,
In the bleak mid-winter
Not so long ago.
Brexit cannot hold Him
Nor EU sustain,
Socialism shall flee
away
When He comes to reign:
In the bleak mid-winter
Ten Downing Street sufficed
Next to God Almighty —
Johnson and his wife.
Enough for Him, whom tabloids
Worship night and day,
A fizzing magnum of champagne
And a Corbyn run away;
Enough for Him, whom Angels
Fall down before,
The forty seat majority
Which him adore.
Angels and Archangels
May have gathered there,
Cherubim and seraphim
Thronged the air;
But only Mrs Johnson
In her drunken bliss
Worshipped mophead Boris
With a kiss.
What can I give Him,
Right wing as I am? —
If I were a banker
I would bring him cash;
If I were a businessman
I would do my part, —
Yet what I can I give Him, —
Votes were just the start.
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//Johnson and his wife// - Who?! |
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Well, someone's wife (allegedly) .... |
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Like David Lloyd George ... |
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As General Haig said, "I can't abide these politicians. I can't trust them with anything - they all tell their wives. Except for Lloyd George, of course, and he tells somebody else's wife ..." |
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In the bleak midwinter used to be my favourite carol. |
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Have we spoilt it for you ? Please, tell us we've spoilt it for you ... |
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Youse have spoiled it for me |
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<Ticks off "Really piss of [calum]" on to-do list/> |
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Now if Johnson were his christian name he'd be.. |
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Hmm.. there's still hope for the future though, maybe we can
find Mr
Johnson a nice Miss Palmer to marry, & they can hyphenate
their names for their children? |
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Sang In the Bleak Midwinter in church the other day, spent the time thinking of 8th, enjoying how much he would have enjoyed pissing me off from beyond the grave. |
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Too funny, thanks [calum]. |
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Don't pay attention to other countries' politics so I didn't bun this. None of my business and I couldn't care less, but 8th had my proxy on all things "over there" so [+]. |
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What [doctorremulac3] said. |
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The Collective hasn't been the same. |
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There once was a young man called Boris,
who's favourite pet was a Loris.
He fed it on flies, and tissues of lies
and gave it the name of sweet Doris. |
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I actually wrote two Limericks about Boris aka Brexit Boris. This was the first one: |
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There once was a young man called Boris
who's name he had changed to Doris.
As he hid from the press while wearing a dress,
he forgot to take care of his Loris. |
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