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Some business meetings can be best characterised as ... intense.
For those participants lacking the requisite intestinal fortitude, calamitous loss of sphincter control is an ever-present hazard.
For the benefit of those prone to such misfortunes, and for those in their vicinity, BorgCo are proposing
to install coin-operated dispensers for disposable adult underwear in both male and female washrooms located above the Third Floor.
So, next time the quarterly business review comes around, just drop a discreet hint to Smith from New Market Development, saving the others around the table from an unpleasant interlude, and incidentally saving Smith from a degrading, embarrasing and humiliating experience... but then, there's a downside to pretty much everything.
||I sometimes think all garments should come out of vending machines.
This is kind of the opposite of that Japanese dirty underwear thing.
Can we have them stocked the opposite way round from the expected
||// the opposite way round from the expected one //
||Despite grave misgivings about asking, what do you mean ?
||Aha, I see eigenunterhosen rear their lacy heads. I mean
that the blokes get the knickers and the women get the Y-
fronts, boxers or whatever.
||I thought you meant the underwear should be displayed
backward in the machine to show that they are unsoiled.