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Instant Chair

Just squat and sit and there will it be!
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We've all been there... standing around at some godforsaken function in a park or function room, with nowhere to sit as all of the chairs have a pair of sweaty buttocks ensconced in them already.

When you do get a chair you can't possibly leave it as it will, immediately you leave, attract a pair of the aforementioned buttocks in the space where yours were, before you got up.

UBCo has recently obtained a large surplus order of military backpacks with aluminium tube framing, that we have modified.

In essence, you slap a quick release toggle on the shoulder strap and the chair unfurls from the packframe. Then you begin to sit and the straps on the hip belt pull a seat pad down to the lower buttock/upper thigh area.

Bending slightly further at the waist swings four spring- loaded legs into place, propping them under the seat pad as your thighs almost reach the horizontal.

Sit down on the chair, wherever you have decided it is that you wish to sit.

To stow the chair, simply stand up and pull the two D rings at the shoulders and it all folds neatly into a backpack again. Twist the toggle to lock the D ring ripcords into place and go on your way.

For the deluxe version, we can supply a trained monkey to fling poo at anyone who tries to steal your chair or meddle with its operation, when you've had a few too many glasses of lunch.

UnaBubba, May 21 2012

Strap on Milking Stool http://www.farmandr...lk_Stool-Boxed.html
Widely known to exist among cattle ranchers [csea, May 23 2012]

chair / suitcase http://c3039282.cdn...mepage/chairbag.jpg
[xandram, May 23 2012]

Wearable Chair http://gizmodo.com/...-ultimate-invention
Strap it to the backs of your legs, [Canuck, May 23 2012]


       Have a seat and enjoy a bun.
Alterother, May 21 2012

       As a practical joke you could replace the chair with an inflatable boat or lilo.
skinflaps, May 21 2012

       Or a Whoopee cushion.
UnaBubba, May 21 2012

       Needs more jam, bees'n'banjoes
AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 21 2012

       This could interfere with using a toilet.
Vernon, May 21 2012

       [+] I almost ignored it 'cuzza needless complexity, but I got hooked on the D-rings.
FlyingToaster, May 21 2012

       What a jolly good idea [+]
8th of 7, May 21 2012

       The chaise lounge model please.
FlyingToaster, May 21 2012

       From the title and the header, I thought this was going to be some kind of robotic flocking chair that detects you're sitting down and dashes under you.   


Custardguts, May 21 2012

       I hate not having a seat. One feels so conspicuous. I get all self-conscious. I approve of this. +
blissmiss, May 21 2012

       The only way to improve this would be to integrate them into the pants somehow...
RayfordSteele, May 22 2012

       //But that would take all the fun out of pass-the-parcel.//
Musical chairs, shirley?
AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 22 2012

       Chair-ish, these moments.   

       I'd be a little chairy about making those observations, [2 fries].
UnaBubba, May 23 2012

       Just throne it out there...   

       Sounds about like a milkin' stool. 'Been known for most of a century among milk farmers [link].
None o' that monkey $#!t-flingin' gonna work 'round here!
csea, May 23 2012

       Except that a strap-on (milking stool or otherwise) isn't likely to fold op neatly into a backpack, instead of looking like you have an alien anal probe sticking out of your butt.
UnaBubba, May 23 2012

       Apparently my reference to ideas past was too obscure.
RayfordSteele, May 23 2012

       The chair/suitcase in the second link is awesome technology - how do they get it to change colour when the chair folds out?
MaxwellBuchanan, May 23 2012

       Little Purple Robots with tiny cans of paint and brushes.   

       How else ?
8th of 7, May 23 2012

       Did anyone else visit the 1st link and have the words "pogo seat" pop into their head?   

       Check the other link to a chair you can wear.
Canuck, May 23 2012

       bun for "glasses of lunch" alone
Voice, May 24 2012

       I like it.
sartep, May 27 2012

       You had me at poo flinging. [+]
Grogster, May 27 2012


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