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Kim Kardashian Ass-shaped chair

Your wife spending too much time in an office chair?
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Your wife (or girfriend) spending so much time in an office chair that she's getting chair-ass syndrome?

For people who spend their work day on their bottom, over time the buttocks begin to take the shape of the chair that they sit in the most. In many cases this can cause them to have a flat, lumpy or otherwise unsightly posterior. But fear not! The Kim Kardashian Ass-shaped chair is here to save the day!

Molded from the robust and shapely buttocks of that magnificent temptress, Kim Kardashian, the more time your woman spends in this chair, the more the fat and flab will mold to the eye-pleasing shape of Kim's bottom!

So as not to be (completely) sexist, there is also a Justin Timberlake version!

CyberCod, May 11 2011

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       Why not a few impressions for cup holders and extra shelving.
rcarty, May 11 2011
  

       The problem is that many women may not possess the requisite ass-mass to fill out such a large posterior. Could the rear be reproduced at a scale of, say, 1:1.5?   

       It also occurs to me that replacing a male colleague's chair with this one would be a hilarious, if cruel, prank.
DrWorm, May 11 2011
  

       So it's shaped like a race of evil aliens from Star Trek?
simonj, May 11 2011
  

       I wanted to automatically vote + for this, but then I thought of all the anatomically correct molded items, and I chose to refrain.
normzone, May 11 2011
  

       // hilarious, if cruel, prank. //   

       Gets our vote.   

       [+]
8th of 7, May 11 2011
  

       //hilarious, if cruel, prank// - someone should sell a range of different-sized office chairs, each one with the seat a couple of milimetres smaller than the one before. Thus, you can replace your colleague's chair with a smaller one every day, thus messing with their mind...
hippo, May 11 2011
  

       If it was only so easy...I'd be tempted to bun this. Welcome to the hb [CC].
xandram, May 11 2011
  

       // messing with their mind... //   

       Ideal for senior management, particularly Sales and Marketing, who are renowned for having what very little brane they have located in exactly that portion of their anatomy.
8th of 7, May 11 2011
  

       What I personally feel would be hilarious, would be for some of the really rotund people to sit in this... so they'd have this big wide ass, and a perfect little mini-butt situated in the middle of it.   

       //someone should sell a range of different-sized office chairs, each one with the seat a couple of milimetres smaller than the one before. Thus, you can replace your colleague's chair with a smaller one every day, thus messing with their mind...// = genius.   

       Thanks for welcoming me to the site... I feel I've been looking for it all of my life.
CyberCod, May 11 2011
  

       Rest assured there will be no aspect of this idea that will go unassaulted. As men age and lose their asse(t)s, women experience an unpleasant aspect of widening girth. The Justin chair will merely assert further insult.
dentworth, May 11 2011
  

       What is a Kim Kardashian?   

       Oh... some sort of Alternate Reality TV star. Sorry, as you were.
infidel, May 12 2011
  

       Maybe the chair could have big arms with hands that would reach around front and one could rest their bosom in there, too? You know, for comfort and reshaping...
[CC] I liked what you said about looking for the hb all your life. It's funny but true. We didn't know we were looking for it until we found it!!!
xandram, May 12 2011
  

       [xandram] see link
hippo, May 12 2011
  

       // I feel I've been looking for it all of my life //   

       <Benjamin Franklin>   

       "It is disagreeable to be frustrated, but the real problems in life tend to start when we get what we want."   

       </BF>
8th of 7, May 12 2011
  

       is "euphoniumism" a word? or are you as pissed as I am?   

       I miss quarterbaker - he used to sober me up!
po, May 12 2011
  

       [IT], no, not since the EU brought in the Musical Instrument Harmoniumization Directive.   

       Worse, since advances in non-porous flooring technology, very few children ever get a chance to play on the Linoleum.
8th of 7, May 12 2011
  

       //"It is disagreeable to be frustrated, but the real problems in life tend to start when we get what we want."// "Paris Syndrome." Precisely why the best things are the ones we stumble upon without looking for them.
mouseposture, May 12 2011
  

       Like cat turds, [mp] ?
8th of 7, May 12 2011
  

       Swap out that faulty logic module, [8th] All square things are rectangular, but not all rectangular things are square. The best things are the ones we stumble upon without looking for them. Not all things we stumble upon without looking for them are the best. Although, if you're hunting, or being hunted, unexpected fewmets *are* pretty good.
mouseposture, May 12 2011
  

       I need to get a good look at Kim Kardashian's ass before I could mcast a responsibly informed vote on this.
Mustardface, May 13 2011
  

       Hmmm... this idea is currently sporting a Bun/Bone score of 50/50 (+5/-5)? That doesn't seem right... Kim Kardashian's ass deserves more, says I! Here is a nice, round, firm (dare I say fully packed) bun: [+]. Anything less is like throwing a tarp over the Mona Lisa.   

       [Later Edit: Well, [CyberC], I see this idea has suffered another drive-by boning! I guess that means that Kim Kardashian's ass, sadly, is out of my hands (Ooooo, nice thought while it lasted) and is once again teetering on the threshold...]
Grogster, May 17 2011
  

       [hippo] thanks! (sorry I was late in getting back here!)
xandram, May 17 2011
  

       //replace your colleague's chair with a smaller one every day, thus messing with their mind...//   

       Esio Trot, Esio Trot Teg reggib reggib...
TomP, May 17 2011
  
      
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