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Jerky Rose
Your redneck sweetheart's fave-o-rite gift! | |
Slabs of beef jerky (or whatever-else jerky) formed into the shape of a full rose.
Long-stemmed single beefy blooms, or a full meat bouquet. Teriyaki, peppered, and marinated varieties. Yum yum!!!
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+ I think it's a sweet idea...can come with cracker leaves! |
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The stems could be chewy strips of tendon. |
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For Valentine's Day, the market here in this Ozarks town had rib-eye steaks butterflied and trimmed into heart shapes. It was right purty. |
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This is that rose by any other name that smells like meat. [+] |
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