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No long lines for viewing. Just pull in, pay your respects, and your on your way. Tune to AM 1240 for the eulogy on the half-hour. Family member deceased? Use the handy 24hr drop off box (refridgerated of course). Funeral arrangements made in "extra valu" packages. "Yes, a number one in oak. $495
at the window, pull ahead."
Harvey Funeral Home
The future is here. [Monkfish, Dec 06 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
More. Actually, there appear to be dozens. Only viewing so far, though. Presumably there are security concerns with letter-slots large enough to stuff a corpse through. [Monkfish, Dec 06 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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||i think that's perfect for those people that die that you don't really know but you kinda do and you'd get fussed at if you didn't pay respects and get all dressed up and stuff....you're sorry they died but would they come to yours? ...:)
||Baked since the nineteen sixties (at least).
||How much is that doggie in the window?
||No security concerns if the letter-slot feeds straight to the crematorium oven.
||You could even pick up the urn at the second window.
||In the town next to where I live, they have a drive-through church.