Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Kim Kardashian for Kim Jong Un

Since Dennis Rodman failed so far
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I gotta believe Beloved Leader would enjoy her company, Kim to Kim.

We've tried everything, including putting Trump on the job. Don't see how this would be any worse.

theircompetitor, Oct 06 2017


       Oh god, the video rights to the threesome would be priceless.
normzone, Oct 06 2017

       It should also include Yoko Ono's daughter, Kim.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 06 2017

       // priceless. //   

       Very likely; we'd certainly pay a great deal of money to avoid watching it.
8th of 7, Oct 06 2017

       New series: Keeping up with the Koreans.
RayfordSteele, Oct 06 2017

       Brilliant. Both the idea and Rayforsteele's anno.
blissmiss, Oct 09 2017

       I thought this was going to be a trade.
FlyingToaster, Oct 09 2017

       A swap would be an excellent thing; but would a spoilt, shallow, arrogant, egotistical self-obsessed nobody with a very poor command of English be acceptable to the people of NK ?
8th of 7, Oct 09 2017

       The US copes with Trump.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 09 2017

       ^No they don't.
AusCan531, Oct 09 2017

       What AusCan531 said.
blissmiss, Oct 10 2017

       Pehaps there is an opportunity for a game of "Musical Chairs" ?   

       Donald takes over NK and leads the people into a bright, capitalist consumerist future, where every citizen owns at least 153 firearms, there is complete freedom of speech, and healthcare is available only to the super-rich.   

       Kim becomes a globetrotting reality tv media star, on an endless circuit of showing his cheerful chubby face at movie premieres, awards ceremonies, and resorts for the rich and famous.   

       Ms. Kardashian moves into 2200 Pennsylvania Avenue and turns the entire U.S. government into a tragi-comic real-time 24/7 reality TV show*.   


       *This may have already happened, but it would be nice to have it officially confirmed.
8th of 7, Oct 10 2017

       Actually it is a real risk next election. What the hell were the founding fathers thinking?
normzone, Oct 10 2017

       Yes, that's right. Aggressive, bad-tempered and arrogant, ugly grey scaly skin, and completely alien culture and thought processes.   

       The Cardassians from Star Trek : Deep Space Nine are much more pleasant by comparison.
8th of 7, Oct 10 2017

theircompetitor, Oct 11 2017

       But even they aren't as tough as the Hardassians.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 11 2017


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