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Knight Rider Belt

"Michael, are you sure you want to do that"
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How to accessorize a natty black leather jacket, blue jeans and a chest wig the size of Texas?

The Knight Rider Belt contains a couple of watch batteries which power the familiar red lights that sweep Cylonesquely across its unapologetically naff faux leather surface.

A natty conversation starter, literally in fact, if purchased with the optional extra KITT voice synthesiser that will issue one of a (limited) number of pre-programmed (if slightly camp) witticisms at the push of a button.

zen_tom, Oct 27 2005

Talking Tool Belt http://www.target.c...ef=tgt_adv_XSG10001
Hey, it's not a Knight Rider Belt, but it does say five different things at the push of a button, and it is pretty much guaranteed to start a conversation when worn in public with the rest of the Bob the Builder Deluxe kit. [jurist, Oct 27 2005]

LED Belt buckle http://www.zymetric...m/product.asp?3=881
For you, [carpeliam]. [DeliveranceRiverBoatCaptain, Feb 07 2006]


       William Daniels is probably still available to do the KITT recordings if you act soon.
jurist, Oct 27 2005

       Kraftwerk have the tie version of this, with lights on the vertical, for lives shows and, presumably, wowing the ladies.
calum, Oct 27 2005

       i know i've seen this around, or at least a belt that has words that scroll by in red letters... i'll keep looking for the link.
carpeliam, Feb 07 2006

       I found your link, [carpeliam].   


       <Adds // Cylonesquely // to personal vocabulary, and resolves to work it into next conversation.>
coprocephalous, Feb 07 2006

       Until now I never realised KITT was a reference to the HAL9000... Or is it not?   

       And the Cylons in Battlestar Galactica, are they a reference to KITT?
rrr, Mar 29 2006

       Will it drive my trousers over to me if I have parked them around the corner?
wagster, Mar 29 2006

       [rrr], Battlestar Galactica came out *way* before Knight-Rider (well at least 4 years anyway -> 1978 vs 1982) I expect they probably hired one of the left-over special effects guys.   

       KITT had a calm, reasoned voice (most of the time) because he was a computer/car. HAL had a calm reasoned voice because he/it was a psychotic AI, and it made him scaryer that way - kind of like an electronic Hannibal Lecter.
zen_tom, Mar 29 2006

       I don't know if William Daniels, Mr. Feeny, would want his voice coming from how many belt buckles, and you'd forever be saying damnitt KITT I told you my name isn't Michael.
miggavin, Mar 30 2006

       I would buy this, but only if I could push a button to play the theme music.
shapu, Mar 30 2006


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