Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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A place for sleeping.
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You know these places where people pay upwards of 50 dollars to take power naps in nice reclining noise canceling chairs? This place will be just like that, but instead of chairs, you will rest your head in the lap of one of our trained professionals at your choosing, the rest of you sprawled out on some really amazing piece of furniture and you can get massages, too, but it costs more.
daseva, Jan 21 2009

Reminds me of this. http://www.gizmag.com/go/4148/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 21 2009]

Reminds ME of this... http://en.wikipedia...iki/Lapland,_Sweden
It's Lapland. For real. [Cedar Park, Jan 26 2009]


       Suppose you need trained personnel to avoid the the boner problem....
hassabrass, Jan 21 2009

       Hmmm.. with the right kind of professional, a lap-nap can lead to other things. ;)
Jscotty, Jan 21 2009

       Lap-sleeping club.
wagster, Jan 22 2009

       +...only if they run their fingers through my hair!
xandram, Jan 22 2009

       Scalp massages are included with the lap fee. But you can give them tips.   

       Lap-sleeping clubs may already exist, I have a feeling? The world is far too otherworldly.
daseva, Jan 22 2009

       I SO miss having fingers run through my hair.
Scalp rubs just ain't the same.

       For an additional fee, the employee would sing the lullaby of the client's choice, and/or say "poor sweet baby" over and over ...
smendler, Jan 23 2009

simonj, Jan 23 2009

       The great part about a place like that, [UB], is you don't even have to know why you're having the time of your life. You just are.
daseva, Jan 23 2009

       This requires of the patron a level of blind trust not ordinarily found in the sleep-deprived urban disgruntled, trust that the apparently accreditied trained professional that forms the surround to the days hired lap will not ever once look upon the exposed neck, visibly slowing pulsethump, bobbling laryngeal bump and find it to be a smooth white canvas on which the professional can display the massed ranks of their petty frustrations, by means of scalpel or hairy bare hands.
calum, Jan 23 2009

       [calum], with all due sympathy for your frustrations, your metaphors don't quite marry; that violence which you imagine visiting on an exposed white neck might temporarily relieve your frustrations in their massed ranks, but it wouldn't really *display* them, would it? You might need a Hieronymus Bosch-like panoramic painting to do that.   


       Look, I was only trying to help - put down that scalpel, there's a good chap...
pertinax, Jan 24 2009

       They sleep almost 35% of the time in Lapland. [link]
Cedar Park, Jan 26 2009

       I thought from the title this would be a lap-dancing themed theme park
hippo, May 13 2021

       I though it was a place where there would be nothing but cats and dogs drinking water.
xenzag, May 13 2021


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