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League of AutoBunners

Combatting the autoboner!
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Late one night, as I scrolled through another great idea, I was once again dismayed by the presence of a negative vote, courtesy of the autoboner. I was fed up with it all. The madness had to stop. So I called a secret meeting of 1/2bakers, who have been given false names to protect their identities. The conversation went like this:

Me: So..... what are we to do about this.... autoboner.....

UniBubble: We must dispose of him quickly!

FarmerBob: Yes, perhaps with a giant Tesla Coil Clock?

Dipsy: But the autoboner may be one of our own, with a strange dual personality that only the autoboner himself knows about!

3 corndogs short of a picnic: And we don't know who he is!

Me: That poses a problem. We don't want to kill an innocent baker just to get his evil alter ego.

FarmerBob: Well, we could try to cancel out his votes.

UniBubble: That would certainly work. We must create a League of AutoBunners to decide when an idea has been autoboned!

Dipsy: And then, create a shadow-account simply named "AutoBunner".

3 corndogs short of a picnic: And use it to combat the injustice of the autoboner!

And so the League of AutoBunners was born......











DesertFox, Jun 22 2005

Apologies to 8th of 7 Halfbakery_20Standard_20Responses
I was trying to think of how to word this mysteriously and at the sme time funny, and remembered this idea. [DesertFox, Jun 22 2005]

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       oh how lovely!   

         

         

         

         

       funny, perhaps we are ALL the auto boner (scary)
po, Jun 22 2005
  

       [marked for expiry]   

       Oh and hello po!
DesertFox, Jun 22 2005
  

       ] why ? ]   

       'ello DF!
po, Jun 22 2005
  

       I cant tell you or Ill have to kill you.
DesertFox, Jun 22 2005
  

       o.k. but make it *Dipsy* please...   

         

         

       funny that, I'd prefer death to being TinkyWinky.
po, Jun 22 2005
  

       Shhhhhh........   

       Oh and this sprang from watching League of Extrordinary Gentlemen, too much time at the Halfbakery, and seeing yet another autoboned idea.
DesertFox, Jun 22 2005
  

       funny link and changed vote.
po, Jun 22 2005
  
      
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