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Leg Cramp Alarm Clock

When you *have* to be awake
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Nothing wakes you up like a good, solid leg cramp, right?

Strap the soft, comfortable Crampalarm around your calf before you go to bed, and at the determined time it sends a mild electric current through your gastrocnemius muscle, scientifically calculated to send that sucker into a painful spasm that will rock your world - and jolt you back into consciousness. Use only as directed.

smendler, Jul 29 2016

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       Someone might get hurt. [+]
whatrock, Jul 29 2016
  

       //Nothing wakes you up like a good, solid leg cramp, right?//   

       This is true, acid reflux is a close second.   
      
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