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Designed to be worn under other blankets this blanket
be filled with a pipe made of very heat-conductive
The other part of it, under the bed, would contain a very
liquid. Five minutes after the alarm sounds, it would
warm liquid in the pipes with coolth,
making the bed a
unpleasant place to be.
[hippo, Apr 08 2015]
Intracardiac Adrenaline Injection Alarm Clock
For those who really, really struggle to get out of bed [8th of 7, Apr 10 2015]
||Not safe for children, the elderly, pets, patients with
clotting related illnesses, asthmatics, patients of diseases
related to body temperature, or patients using sleeping
pills. Do not use with alcohol, electric blankets, heat
sensitive electronics, or at all, really. May cause heart
attack, stroke, arrhythmia, frostbite, difficulty breathing,
and belief in the supernatural.
||What's wrong with a bucket of cold water wielded by an irate spouse/sibling/parent?
||We liked the adrenalin injector idea better.