Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Grind trees and pour ink over them
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When the aliens land and say "Take us to your leader", we say "We don't have leaders any more; all that 'mein Führer' business was getting embarrassing in any language. Instead, we have 'representatives', some of which are called 'legislators'. When they smear ink onto paper it magically creates obligations on people, including the ones who didn't ask to be 'represented' in the first place. Oh, and watch out for drop bears.".
spidermother, Nov 01 2020


       Not sure what the idea is here - ? [marked-for-deletion]
hippo, Nov 01 2020

       //magically// That in itself is grounds for [mfd] even if there was an idea attached.
pocmloc, Nov 01 2020

       covid lockdown stir-crazy, [spidermother]?   

       Lemme guess, you're in Victoria?
pertinax, Nov 01 2020

       We're going to need some creative uses for all of these idiotic Trump flags. It doesn't seem like it would make good toilet paper, being non-flushable and all.   

       Maybe stitched-together home made parachutes for Trumpers to take up skydiving?
RayfordSteele, Nov 01 2020

       Perhaps bitten by a Brown Recluse or something.
blissmiss, Nov 02 2020

       Hi Little Bliss Muffet :)
spidermother, Nov 02 2020

       I'm thinking that the category may be a clue...   

       ...after searching for "drop bears" I am no closer to solving this riddle.   

       Top of the morning to you, spiderperson. Stay well ;-)
blissmiss, Nov 03 2020

       // covid lockdown stir-crazy //   

       <Eldon Tyrell>   

       "Got a brainstorm, huh, Sebastian? Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Lets discuss this. "   

       </Eldon Tyrell>   

       // after searching for "drop bears" I am no closer to solving this riddle. //   

       No, but you are at least a little better informed ...
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