Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Light-tight suit (for vampires)

So they can go out during shopping hours.
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It is hard enough getting the ol' Christmas supplies and presents is during day-time. Imagine what it is like for vampires... With a light tight suit vampires could contribute to society, get a job, pay taxes like the rest of us and even participate in social events, games, concerts, outdoor activities etc. even in Summer! It is about time they get out of their lazy asses and do something useful. I would even go so far as to suggest the governement makes light tight suits compulsory for draculous night dwellers. Always whining and moaning about the sun and thirst. They make me sick.
Ehrm, Dec 12 2002

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[Ehrm, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       [waugs] Thank you Waugqueke. Warmest Season greetings (37°) to you too.
Ehrm, Dec 12 2002

       Rant? Bl**dy vampires, never do any work.
PeterSilly, Dec 12 2002

       This has already been Baked for one unfortunate young man in the UK who has a very rare congential skin condition (similar to Lupus, I believe) which means that he suffers severe skin burns on even the slightest exposure to UV light. His suit was made by NASA using space suit/radiation protection technology (including a helmet and tinted visor). It allows him to go out doors in daylight, something he had never previously been able to do.
8th of 7, Dec 12 2002

       and to nightclubs also 8th of 7?
Admiral Hackbar, Dec 12 2002

       A hat, like the double-beer-can-and-straw baseball caps that the fattest Americans have, but with medical-style blood bags instead, would complement such a suit perfectly.
friendlyfire, Dec 12 2002

       [8th of 7] I am just off the phone with my sister who pointed this out to me too. Good for him!
Ehrm, Dec 12 2002

       "baked" in the movie "blade II" (you know the one about the black vampire guy? Well he has this suit... (can't belive I admiddted to having seen "blade II" ....)
futurebird, Dec 12 2002

       A friend of mine told me it was an enjoyable movie.
bristolz, Dec 12 2002

       since the suit would cover up the eyes as well, you'd need a seeing-eye werewolf.
FlyingToaster, Apr 19 2012

       With a shit-serious muzzle.
UnaBubba, Apr 19 2012

       Hmm,just wait for some joker to slip a fibre-optic attached to a sun lamp into the suit. The suit keeps light out, presumably it'll keep the light in too..
not_morrison_rm, Apr 20 2012


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