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A study and prototyping around air lures.
For to pick up chicks with.
The lures can start out as foam toys with one or two
feathers stuck in.
If you wing these lures around your body as you as you
walk -- depending on
how pretty they are (use peacock feathers), and how
well you wing
them around (walk fast and let the
feathers guide your hand through the air and hold the toy
loosely) -- chicks will literally walk up to an unsuspecting
person with the disability to get along with anyone, and
they will ask you, "what is that?" to which you may
respond, "its a wing", or, "its a demonstration of the
Wright Brothers' Wing Warping principle," or, "its a lure
and it worked, would you like to dance?", or, "it none of
your fucking business butt face," or, "its our future
together," or, "its a heater, designed to enable human
powered flapping flight so that we can all migrate with
the seasons and stay warm all year round," or some other
such thing depending on the hotness of the asker and the
mood of the winger.
||Fishboners have either not tried this or are female or are
not interested in getting laid.