h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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One aircraft "Safety Feature" that is common throughout the industry is
the Drop Down Mask when an emergency arises. Unfortunately, all they
have to offer is a flow of oxygen, or worse, recycled cabin air!
Why not give the passenger a choice of Nitrous Oxide, Doctor Kevorkian
Gas, Havana Cigar
Smoke, or the delightful aroma of Sizzling Bacon
(because, you know, **BACON**)
So now, although you may face CERTAIN DOOM as you plummet to earth,
at least you will be able to enjoy one last guilty pleasure.
Or something.
With a Tip-O-The-Hat to Previous Work
Nitrous_20Masks
Just Because [Grogster, Jun 29 2020]
[link]
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Would these options be available to the pilots as well, even
if there were no emergency (yet)? |
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I don't think I want my pilot high while we are high. |
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Perhaps we can limit the pilots to the "Bacon" and "Burnt
Crunchy Bits In Lard" settings, at least until the aircraft
loses a wing. [+] |
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This could be generalised to all kinds of masks. In fact with the dreaded lurgey forcing everyone to wear masks all the time, the possibilities are literally endless. |
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I would enjoy a little sniff of N.O. while watching my Netflix
in the eve, along with my other bad habits. |
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Oh wait, I forgot, I don't have to wear a mask at home. But
wait, maybe they will start telling us to wear masks
a l w a y s. |
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Hmm, a tube connector in the overhead panel with an air
supply could be a winner. Not for emergency
depressurization O2 etc, but for the current and likely
future virus issues. The overhead panel is already plumbed
with air vents, so a standardized connector could accept a
tube from a passenger face shield. That passenger could
then have their face and most of their upper body
preferentially bathed in fresh/filtered air rather than
whatever is drifting around in the general cabin. A kind of
personal air supply. I'd be OK with this in normal times. |
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Some Rather High Quality Marijuana Smoke May Also be Piped In
For Your
"Soon-To-Be-Living-Impaired" Pleasure (...actively disregarding the
bitter irony of getting "High" while physically doing the exact
opposite...) -- WHY NOT? |
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A quote for every occasion |
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voted FOR even though the bacon isn't kosher (yet) |
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//Perhaps we can limit the pilots to ...."Burnt Crunchy Bits
In Lard"// |
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That comes after the crash. |
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Getting people to enjoy wearing a mask... |
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Cheech at a donut shop
"Sir, we don't require masks any longer. The
pandemic is
over. You can take it off. |
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"Noooo... donchu touch my mafk. It if keeping me
fafe...
frum... kroanerf 'n big pink dragonf. Wanna dovin
donutf
wif fprinklef" |
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This is about as slam dunk an idea as I've seen here. [+] |
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//getting "High" while physically doing the exact opposite//
Feels like
I'm
going up and leaving this planet, when I know I'm going down and leaving
this world |
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