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Why on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Graphic artists can use a variety of tools (in addition to taste) to find matching colors and patterns.
It's high time we've automated this process and helped the wifeless and the hopeless to wear the right thing.
A simple device with a digital camera element, the Match Meter will flash Green,
Yellow or Red based on your color and pattern selections.
Optional addons include Goth, Punk and "trying to be different" settings, and the ever popular "this makes you look thin" selector.
||or you could just keep a gay man with
you at all times.