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here's my most recent adventure:

https://www.amazon.com/That-Kind-Funeral-Gee-ebook/dp/B0GPLGXYF3/ https://www.unsolicitedpress.com/shop/p/sonnet-station https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQGKLY7W

I now write on Medium, see you there: https://medium.com/@A.gee

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[Mar 10 2004, last modified Feb 27 2026]

    
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