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They come in peace.
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While wars rage and the UN is slowly running out of ideas on how to control these skirmishes,they introduce and release the GIGANTIC mechanized spheniscidae's unit.

These enormous black and white waddling Mechaguins the size of skyscrapers appear upon the horizon with their massive iron webbbed feet crashing down creating mini quakes. The enormous 12 metre thick flipper like wings flapping,getting ready for the 'flippersmack attack', these mechanized peacekeepers are ready for ensuing peace and order within the region at whatever costs.

skinflaps, Nov 07 2002

An artist's conception http://www.blougou.com/BD/bloom/Opus.jpg
Be afraid. Be very afraid. [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004]


       But then as if from out of the sun, stream hundreds of Manhattan-size, Iraqi Mechatrosses. They darken the ground as they float over the hapless waddlers.
FarmerJohn, Nov 07 2002

       what a marvellous mental image for a grey day. +1
po, Nov 07 2002

       <insert obligatory Linux 'Tux' joke here>
krelnik, Nov 07 2002

       Yeah! I want to see Godzilla taking one of these things on. Cool.
Zircon, Nov 07 2002

       Batman, the Quickening... The next Spiderman villain? The Wild, Wild West, version 1.1   

       I'll bet they make a huge Ill-i-noise when they walk...
RayfordSteele, Nov 07 2002

       But what if Luke Skywalker wraps a big metal rope around their legs to trip them over?
MrKangaroo, Nov 07 2002

       They drop the eggs of all fear.
skinflaps, Nov 07 2002

       They would be a force to be reckoned with, but unfortunately, they're flightless.
Amos Kito, Nov 07 2002

       As our first and only 6-star general, I cannot allow that the USAF or USMC will be held up by a Faberge Egg with wIngs. Who cares how big.   

       Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim Gun, and they have not.
General Washington, Nov 07 2002

       This sounds like a very homoerotic version of an Imperial Walker from The Empire Strikes Back.
TheViewFrom6feet, Nov 07 2002

       Giant OLED (organic led) covered sherical blimps ( ~ one kilometer would be good)!
my-nep, Dec 17 2003

       <Japanese business man transfixed with something towering above and beyond the camera>   


theleopard, May 16 2007

       "An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people..."
Gamma48, May 19 2007


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