h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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"tingly feeling of menthol rubbing across your buttocks and private bits" |
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and how, benfrost, would you know that? |
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(he says, moving slightly away) |
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Boner! The association with mint and
menthol and the sweaty nether-regions of
fellow bus-travelers on a hot day is to be
avoided at alle costs!
It will spoil a nice lamb dinner, a fragrant
desert or a good cold forever! (All the
same, this idea was implemented
succesfully by stinky koala's years ago.) |
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Hm, yeah, way more information than we needed, methinks. |
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I think there are vending machines in
japan that sell schoolgirl's used knickers...
don't ask - I just know. |
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Chocolate underwear to warm you in the winter? |
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one of the best things in life is to pinch a mint leaf and hold your finger to your nose... |
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I'd pinch Ben's pants any day and sniff and give thanks to god for nature and my nose (and Bill Oddie, bless him) |
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Somewhere, somewhen, there's a parallel universe in which [po]'s annos make perfect sense to me. |
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and just where would he be, then? |
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Tiger Balm would speed up your movements. |
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avoid the liquid heat though. |
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My buttocks and private bits are stinging just thinking about it.
It's possible there's another cause, but this makes me wanna bone anyway. [-] |
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How about Coca Cola undergarments? Just add mentos. |
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