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At most supermarket parking lots, you can find brightly-colored dime and nickel rides. You never see anyone enjoying these; children are no longer entertained by simple hobby horse and hobby Donald Duck rides. To meet the demands of the video game generation, the Motorcycle Globe Ride is a coin-operated
ride modeled from motorcycle-cage death-rider circus acts.
||<small print>Warning: Use may result in severe injury or death"</small print>
||Children + excessive danger = bun