Mouse capsules

For the vast majority of dogs, getting them to take a tablet easy, consisting of:

Step 1: Put tablet in cheese.
Step 2: Give cheese to dog.

Some dogs are, however, oddly fussy.

Rather than risk ending up deficient in the digit department due to a set of small but extremely sharp teeth operating with unerring precision, bewildering speed, and malice aforethought, a little behavioural analysis yields dividends.

While such dogs spurn conventional "treats", they often (especially those with terrier in their ancestry) have an obsessive passion for mice, dead or alive; usually said mice make the transition from alive to dead very rapidly. Thereafter, it's almost as if there never was a mouse - just a small dog looking very pleased with itself.

Therefore, BorgCo are pleased to offer a new product line - "Mouse Capsules". Fashioned from an actual mouse, eviscerated, de-boned and radiation sterilized, it is the work of moments to place the tablet in the body cavity, then dangle the tempting morsel above the gnashing jaws for a few seconds before "accidentally" dropping it towards the floor.

It will never get there.

Job done ...