It is already possible to purchase "christmas crackers" for dogs.
Unfortunately, these are not analagous to the christmas crackers enjoyed by humans. They are merely a christmas-cracker shaped container for a few cheap treats (not that dogs care that much).
However, BorgCo can now offer a REAL
Christmas Cracker for dogs, so that they can truly join in the family fun round the dining table.
One end of the cracker is a conventional cardboard tube; the other is a sturdy loop of thick, food-safe plastic of a size suitable for the canine involved.
The human proffers the loop to the dog; since most dogs love playing "tug" games, they will soon pull the cracker apart.
On sepration, the cracker releases -
A selection of tasty dog treats.
A cheerfully-coloured dog-sized party hat.
A non-humorous motto on a piece of meat-flavoured rice paper.
In addition, instead of going "Bang", the separation of the components triggers a small sound chip and speaker to play a recording of the actual sound of an elderly tom cat having its tail worried by a young and enthusiastic Jack Russel terrier (actually, that recording is what sparked this idea in the first place).